I give people cookie cakes like some people give hugs. There’s a line-item dedicated to them in my monthly budget.

I tell a lot of dead dad jokes. Who knows why. My dad’s perfectly fine. Well…considering.

I have two dogs: Norma and Dorris. Norma is punchy. Dorris is yeasty.

I wear a lot of colorful pants. Send me recommendations for more colorful pants. Please.